britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

(Source: captbritain)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Source: mad-inked-gypsy)

lambylin:

*blacklists a user*

*shows up on my recommendations*

*shows up on my recommended dash*

*shows up at my birthday party*

"The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready."
— (via hourae)

(Source: omybestbeloved)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

rosecoveredtardis:

  • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
  • Have you had something to drink today?
  • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 
  • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
  • Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

(Source: clintonfbarton)

hobbitkaiju:

teland:

needstosortoutpriorities:

gailsimone:

Falcon!

FALCON!

… can Mr. Darcy be played by Idris?

… please?

….I think I just came a little. And Richard Ayoade needs to play someone….OH. OH MY GOD. HE’D PLAY EDWARD FERRARS. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I’M DYING FOREVER I CAN’T EVEN LIVE I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

(Source: cripplethebitch)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa)

kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!
boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!
boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!
boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!
boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!
boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!
boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!
boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!

boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!

(Source: vicious-seamonkey)

literallysnokoplasm:

i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head 

I was tagged to do the 2k14 6 selfies challenge! 

Here are my 6 selfies of 2014! 

I challenge cadaver-andqueen